Ryan's 100

The kids had their 100th day of school this week and I found this paper in Ryan's folder he brought home from school. The spelling and answers cracked me up and I had to share! Classic Ryan!



Answer the questions below.
IF I HAD A HUNDRED...
1. If I had 100 dollars, I would... by a manchin. (buy a mansion)
2. If I had 100 pencils, I would... breng them t class. (bring them to class)
3. If I had 100 mosquito bites, I would... Stae in bed. (stay in bed)
4. If I had 100 friends, I would... Plae with them. (play with them)
5. If I had 100 legs, I would... sta in bed. (stay in bed)
6. If I had 100 eyes, I would... spie on pypl. (spy on people)
7. If I had 100 __spie gir__, I would... spi on pypl. (spy gear, spy on people)
8. If I had 100 __bruthrs__, I would... jumq with them. (brothers, jump with them)
9. If I had 100 __toy guns__, I would... play with then. (toy guns, play with them)
10. If I had 100 __Lunchis__, I would... yt them. (lunches, eat them)

So apparently, Mansions are much cheaper than I realized; Ryan's class needs more pencils; it's not even worth getting out of bed if you have mosquito bites or too many legs to walk; Ryan can never have too many friends or toy guns to play with; He wants to spy on people (note to self); 4 boys isn't anywhere close to enough for Ryan, and I assume he means jumping on the trampoline, but if he had 100 brothers, I would jump off a cliff; and I need to send more food in Ryan's lunches.

Point Taken!